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I bought a bike from my wages

This was back, well it seems ages.

It was blue and was called a Montage!

Yet today as I fixed a tyre by a barge

My mind went through an age

As I worked out how to change an inner tube.

As the wife was covering the kids in sun lube!

I had no trye tool

I was a fool!!!

I have a pair of feet

You have a pair of feet

We have left and right feet

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Yours are smooth and soft

Mine are hard rough.

Must get my jobs done

For tonight I need and early night

As early mornings are not much fun

As I need to be up by dawn’s light!

It was dark,

Where was it dark

In the park it was dark!

Was it night? Is that why it was dark?

Well no it was an eclipse that made it dark!

So the hidden sun in the park?

Yes, the moon in front of the soon caused the dark!

Ok so the eclipse seen in the park made it dark?

Yep it was a lark in the park in the dark!!!

He sat on my knee and looked around

The white walls and the benches with the crowd

He look left and then right

Are you Pregnant?

I am came the reply from the defendant

Phew, she was large it may have ended in a fight.

His name is called,

I picked him up and enter room

Questions were asked about the incident

It was a slab that fell not a broom

I protested it was an Accident

Henry said it was I that Pulled!!