right gent I have a plan?
What is your plan oh great one.
We should build a building where slaves can fight each other to death!
Ok !?
The mob will love it .
Alright ? So what shape do you want it?
Well kinda like a circle but a bit squashed kinda eye shaped.
Oh you mean an oval.
Yes
Ok so shall we create it it three stories high
Ok
In this oval of doom, do you want them to fight animals?
Yes, lions tigers and bears.
Hurrah!
Also want it for plays and speaking. Kinda like a
Theatre
Sounds dull how about something more macabre that shows the fighting. I like the fighting and the way bits get chopped off.
Hmm
Errr
How about Amphitheatre.
Awesome I like it .
Anything else?
Er no..
*Turns to walk away
Wait.
Yes M’lord
Sometimes I may want to flood it with water!
Come again? You want what?
Well sometimes I like to do sea battles in the bath. So it would be fun for more realistic battle in my Amphitheatre.
oh FFS!!
