“OK, let’s get this straight you were walking down the road, when you turned a corner when you saw….”
PC Kicka checked his notepad.
“A man dressed as a Clown walking towards you, and on passing you, you proceeded to Slap the clown across the back of the head and he went down.”
Erm yes officer that is correct.
The policeman looked at the 45year old before him. He scratched his head, why on earth would you hit a Clown.
“Are you not at least going to explain why?”
Err. Hmmm well no.
“You do realise that you are going to be charged with ABH. Which will see you with one night in the cells and a fine and possibly jail time.”
OK.
“Do you have no remorse ?”
Not really.
“What kind of antisocial behaviour is this, you look like a professional Gentleman, but here you are sat in the back of a police car. Do you not think this is strange affair!!!”
Well yes it is a bit odd, I was on my way to a meeting when he attacked me.
“Whoa hold on there you have just admitted that you Slapped him, without provocation!! There’s no changing your story. We even have witnesses.”
OK yes but he started it !
PC Kicka ran his hand over his face.
“What did he do?”
He pulled a funny face at me.
