the moon was waning as they stood out side the house having a cig. The sky was clear, it was going to be cOld night.
John turned to Steve and said would u believe it was fourteen years since I stop being a pirate?
No? Hang on you were a pirate?
Yes 15 years man and boy.
15? A minute ago it was fourteen , are u making shit up again john? Like the story of you battling an axe wielding penguin?
Oh when I fought pedro the axe, yes he was trying to steal my loot.
Your loot, fuck off I think the sailor jerry has gone to your head.
The was a rustle and out step a shadowy figure holding a gleaming axe. With a blood curdling screach the figure attacked john and Steve leaving them a bloody mess on the step of johns house.
The figure placed a fish and iris next to the bodies. With a note saying avenged.