Well as ever and like most days you get the call of nature. So usually when I am seated on the throne I like to have something to read as it is a good time to catch up on news, or books that you have to read. But on this trip is spotted an old Asterix book so i thoughted i ‘d re-read it. For those of you who are not aware of these they are surprisingly good comic books to read. The general thread of this story is :
Gaul was divided into three parts. No, four parts – for one small village of indomitable Gauls still held out against the Roman invaders. BOOK 15 Julius Caesar tries psychological warfare to defeat the little Gaulish village and sends expert troublemaker Tortuous Convolvulus to set friend against friend and almost succeeds: see jealousy spread as the Gauls become suspicious of each other! Can Asterix and Obelix, with the expert aid of the druid Getafix, outwit the weedy but wily Convolvulus and get the village back to normal?
Now Tortuous for most of it doesn’t actually say much it is just choice words he uses. Now this is interesting cos alot of people think i am evil and stirrer of the smelly stuff. Which i believe is unfair ok i take the Pee but not in a nasty way. So i thought being called the evil one of the office or of the relationship was not fair . Well thats what i have thought, but now i have to concur, i am evil. “How” you cry, i come up with this idea now, well sit yee down and i will explain.
It is Monday night and i have returned home from the Dojo , and it dawns on me as i cannot make Fencing this week, so i will have to email and let people know it is not on. “HA ” you say , “Pete, but this is not evil it is a good and nice thing to do and you aggreed to give out 12-24 hrs notice if it wasnot on”. Yes and you are correct, but a short space of time later whilst watching telly the “New Mail” Flag has began to flash and it is one of my students …..
a quick aside i have left my laptop at home today so can not quote the emails so will give the gist do not tak it as the excat wording …. if you do then you are making yourself look daft fornot reading this aside.
Asking can you let either Mr W or Mr M have the key so we can have some more practise
i replied,
Saying Mr W may not be there and Mr M was last seen fishing.
To which he replied , thanks see you next week.
SEE AGAIN nice quiet and calm , so the next day in the office i mention to Mr W that there had been an enquiry if it would be his wish to open up and just train for a bit. So at 4pm he said he would like the Key to open up. Now the office was busy that day so it is understand able that it was only at 4 when i was leaving that Mr W wanted the key, of which he got.
And off i went on my merry way.
So nothing evil about that ????? well read this the following and you may well change your view
So there you have it iam the Roman Agent 🙁