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If the lights went out,

Would you scream and shout?

Or would you remain Calm

Knowing you were safe from harm 

Thus appearing to have more Klout!!!
Ah, but when the light come on,

I may have slipped way ?

You would see I have gone,

Perhaps to return another day!

  
  

Smile and be happy 

Laugh and be happy

Frown and get slapy

Get slapped and be grumpy.
Stop naming dwarfs!

Get a guitar and rock

Master the guitar and be a Doc

A rocky sea trip will make you queezey.

Yet sniffles make you sneezey

I said stop naming dwarfs

Ok ok don’t be in a fright!

It’s only Snow White.

The festive board was laid out in the usual manner, top table and three legs. The WM placed his hand on my shoulder and directed me to the SW leg. 

“Here sit with these members they will keep you entertained. This is Jim he is a pontential joing member!! ”

Thus was start of a new adventure, but first question time?

Are you mason? 

Where’s your lodge?

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

If St John was not a baptist what would his chosen profession have been?
Like a robot or cleverly rehearsed monkey I rattled of the answers:

No, your Tyler was poor. So I stabbed him with his own sword. Mwhahahah.

Chester, on the Moon.

African or European?

Ah New York Bestseller author, no wait that’s the other John. It is the Black Knight!

Wake up Pete!

What ?

Pete you still in Ibiza !

Sorry ? But I am married with kids! No you took a pill when we got to the nightclub and have been talking to a cactus for 3hrs.

No way!

Yep, Mike Posner was on the door handing them out.

 

So as part of the art project for the challenge “Artisan 2016”.  I asked my wonderful wife to buy me a 3D pen.  As it is my birthday today or tomorrow depending on the + or – 24hrs title. Here is the creative art !

Getting to grips  
Erm not sure!! 

 
Building a Masonic broken pillar: