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Right thought id half hinch it from Neil, as they are fun. Please note they aren’t in any particular ordered just came to mind.

Life in Fours
Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life
1. Paper deliver
2. Shop Assitant in the PO
3. Web Application Developer (Yes like web design but more than just the pretties and with the knowledge of html to know what shite programs like DW put in the code.){GEEK!!! Remeber Goths are humans too!!!!!!!!!!!}
4. Manager of Developers

Four Movies You Could Watch Over And Over
1. Princess Bride
2. Star Wars Six-ology
3. Highlander
4. Hellraiser

Four Places You’ve Lived
1. Chester (3 areas)
2. Colwyn Bay (Hen / Old)
3. Cottingham
4. Hull

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch
1. Buffy / Angel
2. The IT Crowd
3. Simpsons
4. Friends

Four Places You’ve Been On Holiday/Vacation
1. Bulgaria
2. Canada
3. Japan
4. Italy

Four Of Your Favorite Foods
1. THE BAD PLACE
2. Veal and steak
3. Roast Beef
4. Chicken Carbarararararararararara

Four Places You’d Rather Be
1. At the Dojo
2. Oldham or where ever she happens to be
3. Canada
4. High on hill

Four Albums You Can’t Live Without
1. Faithless -Albums
2. Cafe Del Mar 1-8
3. Goriallaz – Demon Days
4. Cure – Disintegration

Four Vehicles You’ve Owned
1. Bike
2. Saab 9000I
3. Vauxhall Vectra 1.7 TD
4. 306 2 HDI

Oh has any one seen the IT Crowd , it is very funny and scarly real. Dispite plumbing for 2 stereotypical IT workers they have done an excellent job. It is very like the office. For example you can ask a question and you know someone there is “Googling” the answer. No one likes the phones, all IT queries start with, is it switched on ? or is it plugged in? both of which i have experianced when i was working on a helpdesk in Cheshire County Council.

Later People

Well its monday (“Hmm Grate”); So that sadly means another week and that the weekend is over.

Well so… what to say.. well went training last saturday and as i drove there i thought that there wouldn’t be much going on. Well i was half right after about an hour or so of drinking tea and chatting we went through our patterns. Some of them are a bit crude when they are done slowly and not wanting to damage you oppenant. But then you think well it shouldn’t be that complex and look at the current trend of the Combatatatatatattive systems, they are highly effective yet crude in there approach and can cause GBH rather quickly but then thats cos the law is not right, in some points. But then these patterns are only cumbersun if done slowly. Soo it makes you think. As a technique that is old and has worked before but not for you . Could mean two things it is a technique that doesn’t suit your build. Or you have not effectively carried out the said technique. Which in my humble opinion is the case. As the word RULES springs to mind. You get taught a specific set of rules (For want of a better pharse) but when it boils down to it they are infact kihon patterns to get the idea into your head. If you have ever been to a MA lesson one of the 1st things is your feet will help you “Get the Flock out of there”. Well in TKD it is the case as you kick em then leg it 🙂 but i’m only kidding there. It is sad to think a lot of Korean MA where lost due to Japanese rule and then TKD was made the main one learnt it is very sad in the end.

But as i was saying footwork will get you out of trouble more times than not. Well really it isn’t footwork its body movement Taisubaki (will check spelling) eg Bob weave etc. So once this is done you can think take plan A and leg it …. or Plan B atemi.

Another example is joint manipulation… again another area of “Bullocks that work on me.” Well this is true and not in some cases as we are all of the same species yet all made up differently, so the point is not to think only of the JM but to feel how the body reacts and impervise accordingly. Take Ura Kote Gyaku or Nikio depending on your discipline. One can achieve this in a number of ways in a more Aiki environment you could allow the uke’s force of attack (or commited attack) to be redirected and used to get his arm in the lock then with a brushing the floor action pull him to the floor (resist the life of brian quotes) Or you could side step and then kick him in nads then chuck him to the floor . Both work but one uses confusion to throw the attack whilst the other gives him pain from the out set.

The point is both work but if the attack feels no pain in joint locks you have an alternative if your body’s physical response has kicked in before you thought about whats going on.

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The rest of the weekend involved polystrene or chilling out under the duvet with my lady. I had planned to go and see a castle but when i saw the rain i couldn’t be bother.

Right i have typed alot so i think i will have a break..
Take care.

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[noun]:

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Well that was the main part of the holiday, as ever there was the usual banter on politics/women/bar staff/sports etc. All taken in the spirit of listening to what the others say then arguing your corner but never ending up falling out with each other. Which is brilliant but sadly doesn’t happen with all groups I know and hangout with. But on the plus side it means it is not me that causes these arguments that mean people hold grudges for months on end. But perhaps the case of the the holiday gang there is mutual respect for everyone in the group. Hmmm tis an interesting thought.

Well it Feb now and the year seems to be progressing well. So far this year i have a Christening and one wedding to go to. The Christening will be interesting as i have not been to one since my own. Of which i do not remember it at all. It is actually a double one as both of lear kids will be dunk in the trough of holy water. Then the next event being the wedding is in July. Of which it should be fun even though Damian’s choice of Best Man is some what strange. Ok not really as they have been friends for years but he is a frightful bore. But on the up side he might come out of his shell more. There are rumblings of other events, but as yet no confirmed dates so it should be a quiet year.

Although i am planning a trip to Canada this year, in September i think to see the autumn colours before the winter sets.

Anyways enough news for the moment.

Take care

Well hello all,

I like to say as promise the Demon of the slopes was killed on the sunday afternoon having spent a nice lazy morning on the slopes. It was a nice run down and the conditions where excellent. But the interesting thing is Ian B of the group fell over twice and twisted his knee. That evening when we went to watch liverpool play an excellent football match they promptly lost (HAHAHA my heart bleeds) But Ian was bouncing around quite happily, then as we left the pub, we wondered about 500yds when it was pointed out to Ian he had forgotten his knee support bandage. So in the true spirit of an injured man, he half ran, half hoped back to the pub to fetch it. We then went to the a restaurant for Birthday Celebrations of my brother David. Where we ate half a cow, that you could still hear MOO.
Next morning the breakfast table was full of joy until Ian was down complaining about his knee, so we sent him to the Tramerclinic, which is a nice expensive clean place that I had been to 4 yrs earlier. At lunch time when we met up with him it was a 75{aa1fa390bbc9d269570451bc587ff4575656a4de8aa16bce1026e126cd0a00ba} torn ligament. Which as no surprise got worse over the week. But enough about him.

On the monday I had got bored of normal skis and went to hire some snow blades or (Midget skis) that was great whooshing down the slopes trying to work out the most aerodynamic position to all me to climb hills with out having to walk up them due to the not having enough speed. But as i was going down one dip turning like a god on skis, i saw a boarder in default postion 1.. so i had to quickly change direction, the next thing i know is my feet where up the slope and my head was down the slope, and i had no way of stopping . Think cool need to sort this descent out soon as i ‘m sure theres rocks round here So i twisted myself round so i was going down the mountain on my left side with the edges scraping like help to get more friction. Finally i stopped, got back to my feet and was off down the mountain thinking you arrogant shite.
The rest of the day was good, so we planned to ski the other side of the mountain on the tuesday. Also that evening i treated myself to a set of Snowblades about 1m in length and the material was a lot more rigid.

The next morning,afternoon again the skiing was excellent, so at 4pm whilst sat in cafe we decided to ski home (back to the hotel); So of i went leading the party. Letting The Boy Weemes and Father Maguire know how steep the slopes were getting and where the ice patches were etc. The Mr A returned and i was thinking See i am ace at this, i think i need another skill to learn!! At which point the I lost control and fell head of heels down the slope, smacking my head.The Head again pointing down the slope feet in the air so i swiveled round thinking cool i’m in the right postion now but no round i go spining around 720 degrees . Final managed to right myself and stand ski down to the lift laughing my socks of as i pulled clumps of snow out of my clothing. Thinking you arrogant get!.

So it shows me anyway that as soon as i think how good i am my concentration goes and good old MR Murphy steps in and say “hello”.

But the rest of the trip was great….
Right its home time i will revert back to this in an hour 😛 NB (couldn’t be arsed spell checking it)