Chimon Tendo

To tweet that is the question?
Whether it nobler to facebook than to twitter,
I could of course become linkedin
Would my G+ allow it,
Sadly my live journal has ceased to be.
It has expired along with my bebo.

Shall I sms but what’s app?
How about some facetime?
Unfortunately Skype’s my limit!
Will we settle for a phone call.
Oh scrap that I’m out of credit.
Surely theres an app for that.

Ok new plan I send an IM
Are you sure you have the icq?
Enough of this heres an email
But I think it got lost in space
or was it lost as spam

Why not snail mail A true plan
But how about a telegram.
Great just gesticulate.
We are agreed to use pigeons!

So what did we want say.
Say, how do mean,
What did you want comunicate?
Oh that erm, well yes  erm
Shall we get a pint?

So another lodge night over, which means I have been creative this evening with my PM role at work, and my festive board speech.
But that won’t sate Wayne,  sooo..

I wandered lonely as man,
Meeting people from walks of life,
That were different from yours or mine.
From the banks of Talacre to the tyne
To Dumfries and of to Fife
The whole country I did span.

Here to there,
There to here
Roaming south
Running north
Was it cos I had no care?

Learning about ancient wonders
For me there was no slumbers
For I heeded the calls not to plunder
Yet this did stop the malignant thunder

The call of the wild was heard
Unlike the others I did not herd
For I  was that lonely man

Will you please look after my house,
For  I will have to  go away
I do not want to feed the mouse
So please will you please  stay
 
                                                               Well as you are my friend,
                                                              I will of course house sit for  you.
                                                              When will your vacation end
                                                              Also  can I have a bit of a do?
 
We will be gone for  30 days,
As we off  to a Australia
Is that ok  what does you says?
Not going would be a failure

                                                              Of course I’ll stay
                                                              For you are my friend
                                                              There is no need pray
                                                              As I will not offend.