They man stood on the burning wreck.
Did he wash his dirty neck
Did he heck
His ship was in flames
So no he exclaims
I didn’t wash my dirty neck,
I just stood on the deck.
They man stood on the burning wreck.
Did he wash his dirty neck
Did he heck
His ship was in flames
So no he exclaims
I didn’t wash my dirty neck,
I just stood on the deck.
“That is I”
Charles noted it down in his notepad.
“Good, how long have you lived at 7 Shipyard Court?”
“Well let’s see, about 12 to 18 month, see I moved in about 2 weeks after our Delaine got her lodgings there.”
“I see.”, Charles studied the man, he was not fidgeting or sat in a defensive pose, he would have expected to see.
“So Delaine found the place online ? Moved in and you joined her from….. Blarney.”
“Yeah , well to sure I not know how she found the place. But after she had done , she contacted me and I came to join her. ‘nd look for work.”
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Charles looked at the door, “YES” the door opened it was Owens carrying a folder, he strode into the room and handed the folder across. Nodded and turned on his left foot and marched out of the room again. “Thanks DS” as the door closed.
He scanned the contents of the folder he had just been handed. Questions running through his head, he noticed over the file Donnal start to fidget .
“Something wrong Mr. Ryan?”
“oh no Sir, it’s just I could really do with having a piss ?”
“Well in that case we best get this over and done with then .. So you have lived at the house for 12 -18 months and you have be growing this ” he placed a large photograph taken from the hydroponic room in the house. It show about 1000 marijuana plants growing.
“They not mine!”
“Really Ryan you expect me to believe there not yours !! You seemed mightily angry with me entering the room you were in and the baseball bat gave some additional emphasis.” Charles place a second photo down showing the mark of the baseball bat in the wall he had managed to avoid.
“well erm.”
“We have you one growing banned plants and attempt assault on a Police officer”
Donnal remained silent.
Ah thought, Charles The old silence game!!. He smiled to himself, he knew he shouldn’t but he always loved to watch these “Rogues” play hardball right up until they realize they are well and truly screwed and this chap will be about to start chirping like a canary in 1, 2, 3…..
“well yes am growing the weed but it for my own use.”
“OK good so you admit to that, now what was the girl in the basement for?”
Donnal stared at Charles, he blinked and opened his mouth and shut it again.
“Well??” pushing the criminal a bit.
“What girl in the basement??”
“Don’t get smart with me, this girl…” He through the photographs of the girl and the ones of the cage in the basement”
“Holy Mary mother of God”, Donnal said, he stared at the photographs.
“Where in hell were those taken?”
“Under your God damn house. ”
“I have never seen that before Gods honest truth”
“You are telling me you never went into the basement through the kitchen door?? I don’t fucking believe you, you lying sod” Charles’ anger was getting the best of him now.
“Nah mate, He had no care what me and Delaine got up to as long as we did not attempt to enter the basement.”
“Who?”
“The Owner of the house?”
“WHO?”
“The Monk. He made it clear that under no circumstances we should open the door”
“The Monk? He owns the house? And you didn’t even attempt to open the kitchen door? You don’t strike me as bloke to be told what to do by a frail old man!”
Donnal looked at Charles squarely in face and put his foot on the interview table. He began to remove his trainer and then his sock.
Charles saw a mangled foot with no toes and crude stitching nodules where the man’s toes would be.
“That’s why . You are right, I did attempt to get into the basement. But he caught me and knocked me out. When I woke up I was in the kitchen tied to a chair. He then proceed to teach me the errors of my ways with a hammer and chisel. I managed to sound convincing before he got to my big toe.”
“Put it away. I have not finished with you yet..”, Charles stood cleared up the photos back into the folder and walked to the interview door opened it and left.
Closing the door he looked at the two other doors where behind each door was either Delaine or the Monk.
Hmm, where next?
Then from out of the door came;
“Tenebris -go stipant et corde currere
Iustum et impium fraude facta hora accepit
Cor mundum crea in tempore veniant populi
I won’t let you take my light away, no.
Ain’t gonna let you take my light away.
So run away, run away.”
Charles’ neck hairs started to bristle as he turn to the other door, and opened it.
Closing his eyes, he was plunged into darkness, as this happen his inner voice chimed up.
What do you think will happen next then ??
Not sure what you mean?
Well, you have shut your eyes and rubbed them and then yawned. What are we planning…
Can’t I just rub the tiredness of the last few days from my eyes ? Why does it have to be I am planning something!
Well from the 999 times you have done it so far your open your eyes and vocalise “Right this is the plan!!” So rather than hear it externally I thought I’d ask.
Well I HAVE no plan!! OK so sit down and shut up!
I have plan!
Who said , oh god it’s you .
I have plan, and it’s a good one.
Hahaha is it a Monty python quote.
No!
Bet it is
For the love of God can you two shut up I am tired.
Well do you want to hear the plan or not?
Yes! No!
Look shut up. I am going to open my eyes now.
His eyes opened and he stared out in front of him. “I need a drink!!”
Boo he didn’t go with my plan – it is so unfair and all I wanted to do was hmm ‘I like traffic lights’
See told you it was Python orientated, and you lied you said you had not plan. Yet we now off for a drink.
So as YOU lied to me have Veggie tales stuck in your head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “Vhat are you doing ?”
OOH God you complete gits.
“trying to knock your wall down.”
(bad French accent)” By walking around circle ? ”
“I pity them Phillipe , meri oui jean claude meri oui”
Of walked the poor man reciting the words from the ear worm that is Veggie Tales.
The song that started quietly at first, began to get louder and louder, the drumming of feet.
Tireless impatient feet, eons waiting for the prophecy to come into its respective parts. Yet the old tales lost in myth said the stars and planets needed to be inline and the age of Aries was upon us!
Yet the hooves drummed and stomped. The caged beast was for now imprisoned.