Doodles whilst on a conference call
So after starting the day a 5:50 am I now have time to think about being creative.
It is syllables not cymbals
It is provinceitional not provisional
It is fervently not feverishly
For god sake speak louder
It is haitch not Aaitch
It is artificer not artphicer
It is an alarm not a report
It is not how our lodge does it.
Gavel then stand,
It is not just upright as there is a comma,
But most of all it is Israel
Not godamn Italy
I left the house this morning and had forgot my key
Got half way down the road,
I turned and slipped on a toad,
Finding myself on my back and looking at the sky
It could be worse I said
For it is better than being shiv’d
Getting on my journey to work
I stopped to let a car pass by
But the car broke down
This nearly made me cry
Due to this silly dork
It could be worse I said
For it is better than being shiv’d
Getting passed this troublesome danger,
I managed to arrive at the office
When I found that I could not rhyme
So I went postal in the office
Now I sit in the car of a police ranger
Maqlû It could be worse I said
For it is better than being shiv’d
