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On the fourth of July in the dark of the setting, setting suns all the jam kids came out for they knew they had a leader they knew they had a new man

Yes at the end of the day the war was won.

Washington had been the Victor. Having beaten the British Army,  with the help of the French, yes the irony. 

But in less than 100years the white house would be burnt to the ground. Save only by that British of all topics the weather.

So on your independence day, the day Franklin was quoted as saying the war that was not need. (Ok I paraphrase) if only we’ have sorted out some kind or rebate … 

But then you are the land of the free and the home of the brave enjoy your celebration.

Added more to the post on Day 61

The woods were quiet, nothing was stirring. 

When all of a sudden a whooosh was heard.

Followed by a  thudunk !

From nowhere an arrow land in the forest.

Unfortunately this trivial thing caused an ancient evil to stir.

The mushroom quivered and stretched, he opened his eyes. 

Seeing the arrow resting against him. 

The mushroom let out a long low scream.

It caused the forest to shudder….

The phone rang, he leaned over and picked it up 

Go for Barney?

Do not leave me

I love you

I love you too gorgeous.

I hate you


I love you

Phew, don’t say that.

I hate you

Are you okay? You sound off

I love you

Really Jessica have you been drinking??

Hate you

Please stop this nonsense

Love you

This is getting silly Jessica you are not a child. 

Hate you, love you
Hate you, love you

Right Jessica it’s 11:45 I am tired you are drunk so shut up.

Hate, love you
Hate, love you
Hate, love you

Right stop this nonsense.otherwise I will dump you. Stop ringing me like this when you are drunk.

Hate, love you
Hate, love you

I warned you it’s over I am leaving you.

If you leave me (I will kill you)


Better yet,
I will kill you

Right I  am hanging up now you mental bitch.

Kill you